Pitty Party Hub
I may have tried to play here before but gave up. If that's the case, I have no access to my original account, and if that's NOT the case... then I still have no access to what I think may have been that!
I'm having trouble with qualifying to be a citizen; I need a dog from another player, but have no idea how to interact with other players while I'm level two. I lack access to chat because of level too low, and to discord because I am using all my servers. The good news is, because of various random events that have netted me small sums of game money, I've been able to purchase additional game dogs to inch my way toward a more advantageous level. Don't worry; I also got plenty of items from shops for them.
Edit: A fellow player kindly 'sold' me a free doggie so that I could do that. I am also level three now since I've passed that step. I am still going to go cookie fellow players; hopefully those are wanted! Am now on the gestational step of the citizenship process and am delaying it. I changed the doggie's name to "Thank you" in three different languages because the name she had was obviously a message for me. Now it's a message back!!
Could be worse.
Oh, also? I like pit bulls. My sister had one and he was the best dog ever! (I'm actually a cat person.)
I have discovered that going around to various players' pages and leaving cookies is a fun little game for myself while I wait for random events so that I can hopefully earn another UXP point.
I have heard rumours of people proselytising various religions (especially specific denominations) on this site. I have a twisted sense of humour of the sort where there's a certain place in Michigan I like to inform people of when they say no real place is called it. Hint: not Heaven.
So, I clicked on some eggs before I hit level three. Got a grand total of 17 of them! Aaand was disappointed to learn that's not enough eggs to get any reward. I can't even give them to someone else. Good thing I had no idea what the prizes I CAN'T AFFORD are, so I didn't get attached to any!!
Come on game, I want more levels! To the tune of Kollectivet - Give Me Compliments:
Give me UXP, I said give me UXP!
I have invented a new site game: mall chicken! How to play: go to the mall, and then click the 'forward one page' button until you get a random event. Feel free to qualify those, perhaps based on whether you need to do anything about it right away. If the game gives me extra money, I need to bank it before some other random event takes it back! Regardless of what random events do or don't count, the object is to find the last page that actually has shops. It is NOT the final page available! I don't know why this is so, but see for yourself!
I now have a pastebin with some notes I made while trying to play the GG minigame here. https://pastebin.com/DGJjY3dp (If this isn't okay by mods, I can take it down.)